Monday, August 01, 2011

Baking in the hot summer. Thanks fever. We'll be back soon.

So,
Have you ever tried to listening to a Sara Vaughan’s album with an ear plunged into your toilet flushing water? No?? Mmhhh…

It might be an extremely weird experience; and if not for the uncomfortable position, at least only for listening to “Over the rainbow” in a bathroom, fancying to have tricked that devious elf and reached the overflowing sweet-smelling pot.

Anyway,
I’m asking you this because my health keeps on changing.
It’s like to be an X-MAN. But instead of superpowers, I’ve got the super-jinx. An unavoidable condition of my life. I’m living with ten fingers, two testicles and three antibodies. Together with a good deal of patience divided between Mordillo and my dog.
The last post-meningitis is that from my top left orifice I can’t hear anything anymore. Or rather, I hear a “metallic” effect.
The effect is so irritating like listening to Frank Sinatra plugged into a vocoder.
Or like listening to Sarah inside the water-closet. It’s up to you.
Well,
Dante teaches. I feel naked as well. After Charon, I have fun to imagine Bruce Springsteen striving against wasps and flies. Rigorously sluggish and “naked”.
But it is still an illusion.
The Boss is not funny, he is still married with a Patty more in shape than ever, has lost Clarence and supports Obama.
A rigorous “lex”-shaped retaliation will never exist.
Like Sforzinda.
What a shame!

But let’s get to the point.
This has nothing to do with the object of “this text”.
Whoever is writing to you should do it to orgiastically update the participants on the following matters:
1) VALERIAN SWING are fine.
2) VALERIAN SWING are planning the new and very tough European October Tour;
3) VALERIAN SWING are planning the US Tour;
4) VALERIAN SWING are going to release their first official video;
5) VALERIAN SWING give you the free download of this track: 

A Sea In Your Divine Fast  preparing you to the point no. 6;
6) VALERIAN SWING have done this: 



Do you like it? Do you loathe it? Would you like to open a Crodino for me?
As Charlie Parker would play.

''SALT PEANUTS''.

Bitter greetings to everybody.
Take care…better than me!

Davìd

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